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From Jimmy........

Press release immediate.

*~*~*Sarah*~*~*

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,

I must be stupid
I must be bad,

What else could have made
my parents so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy
would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
all the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
my folks aren't home.

When my parents do come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
one whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car
my parents are back
from Charlie's Bar

I hear them curse
my name they call
I press myself
against the wall.

I try and hide
from their evil eye

I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.

They find me weeping
The shout ugly words,
They say its my fault
That they suffer at work.

They slap me and hit me
and yell at me more,
I finally get free
and I run for the door.

They?ve already locked it
and I start to bawl,

They take me and throw me
against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor
with my bones badly broken,
And my parents continue
with more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream
but its now much too late
Their faces are twisted
Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain
again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And they finally stop
and head for the door,
While I lay there motionless
sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,
tonight my parents
Murdered me.

A very powerful emotional poem and we make no apologies for using it. It was sent to us by one of our members. Our information can be verified by the NSPCC adverts about the thousands of kids out there just like Sarah, being abused In drug and alcohol related homes through-out the UK.

We are broken hearted grandparents that have no right but to look on helplessly knowing their children are in this dangerous situation and because some of us have done something about it we have been excommunicated and our grandchildren are deprived of our love and protection. Without this legal right of contact the law is allowing the abuser to go on and on until the kids end up in hospital or worse.

Like the couple recently who got 22 years in prison for abusing children over a long period and the foster carer who is at present being prosecuted for child abuse also over a long period. What agony these children must have gone through. Believe it or not in a list of 21 European country?s the UK was last in it?s welfare of children. Other poetry can be seen by logging on to

http://www.grandparentsapart.co.uk/forum/

We are not asking you for money but plead with you to give two minutes to sign our petition giving the children legal right of access to our protection by making ?The Charter for Grandchildren? legal. (see our forum) It is an excellent document produced by the Scottish Government with the assistance of our group but is advisory only and needs to be made legal for full effect.

http://epetitions.scottish.parliament.uk/view_petition.asp?PetitionID=153

Why grandparents especially? You might say.

We are the biggest carers of children from problem homes and usually love their grandchildren without reservations. They step in at a moments notice when needed and look after them mostly without assistance. They provide a warm loving home environment that children recognise and need when they are terrified and in trouble.

So you don?t have children, not your concern?
Think again. The treatment of children depends on how peacefully and safely we all live in the future, how can a child care or respect anyone when they do not learn this from us. High numbers of children from broken, drug and alcohol related homes are mostly affected. The children concerned are reported to be under-achievers and are associated with vandalism and crime incidences. These children are usually inflicted with a low self esteem and feel the whole world is against them. Their human rights are ignored and they are being treated like goods to be traded by Social Services (SS}. SS have failed miserably in helping these families and now resort to turning the children over for adoption as quickly and cheaply as they can. Cost being the Criteria rather than ?the best interests of the children?. If grandparents were considered legally there would be less need for adoption.

Please pass this poem on as a blue ribbon against child abuse because as crazy as it might sound, it might just indirectly save a child?s life.

You NEVER know

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Jimmy Deuchars

Grandparents Apart Self Help Group Scotland.

22 Alness Crescent,

Glasgow, G52 1PJ

0141 882 5658

http://www.grandparentsapart.co.uk

http://www.grandparentsapart.co.uk/forum/

Another Gaff at the 'Beeb'

Oh Dear, Oh Dear, Oh Dear, what is happening at the 'Beeb'    yet another gaff hits the beleaguered BBC in their show to find OUR entrants in the Euro-vision Song Contest.
A seeming befuddled Wogan tried to make light of the situation.

After acclaiming one entrant to be the winner of the opportunity of representing us, chaos reigned momentarily as the pictured act above were declared the winners in her place
What the blazes is going on Wogan ?

Press here to see the full story

It seems all our licence fee money rolling about in the coffers of the BBC cant buy the efficiency that the British public demand.
It looks like the BBC once loved as a bastion of truth and integrity throughout the world, now rolls in its death throws as we hear allegation after allegation of prize fixing and corruption of the truth in its reporting of news stories.

It seems that 'Rip off Britain' has another recruit along with what alot of people regard as its partner in crime the Labour Party.
From what I have heard the BBC has reached the bottom of the heap in the perception of ordinary people in this country.

With so many private TV companies emerging with far better programing, is it now time to scrap the licencing fee that we all have to pay, regardless of the fact that many people are paying for something they dont even watch ?
Its grossly unfair to have a hugely public funded organisation rake money from the British public to fund programs that most of them will never see.

'Surgeon stole my bum'

A German belly dancer has been awarded £12,000 compensation after a plastic surgeon accidentally sucked away one of her buttocks.

Julia 'Cleopatra' Meyer, 38, from Munich, wanted slimmer thighs and instead ended up with half her bum missing.

The court heard that during the liposuction the plastic surgeon, not named, from a private clinic, had removed fat from her right buttock instead of her thighs.

She said: "I had been unhappy with my saddlebags, the fat stored in the outer thigh area.

Because of the local anaesthesia I did not realise what he was doing.

"When I saw afterwards that half of my bum was missing I almost fainted. It had been completely sucked away."

A consultant at the Berlin Charité hospital asked for an expert opinion said it was a "grave error in treatment".

The court heard the woman can no longer perform. She does not even dare to go to a swimming pool because she is ashamed of the way she looks.

The surgeon has been ordered to pay her £12,000 - twice the £6,000 she had been seeking.

The BBC and the Lottery ?
Rob Layton

It seems to most people that I have talked to, that nothing is sacred in 'Rip off Britain' anymore. Even institutions like the once trusted BBC have fallen foul of accusations of corruption that go to the very top of the corporation. Listening to the ordinary punter in the pub last night threw up a few  very interesting questions.

A spokesman for some political party on Radio Five had what I would call a typical modern politicians view of what went on at the Blue Peter kids show.
His seemed to think  that it was all perfectly innocent, no harm was done, it was as if he was saying that 'by degrees' this incident was not as bad as the alleged incidents involving other premium rate charges, or alleged prize fixing with other shows throughout the whole broadcasting industry.

Well Mr Spokesman let me give you my view, it is my opinion that the Blue Peter incident is as bad, if not worse, than any of the other alleged incidents with the Media.
It is worse, because it involved the children of these British Isles.

A once cherished children's program has been tainted with corruption like it seems with everything in this rotting decadent society of ours. To most observers it seemed like these people only owned up because they had been found out.
The prize fixing issue is one that will not go away, if shows like Blue Peter are doing it, how many others are also ?

For years it has been known that television companies have used actors as contestants in quiz shows.
Yesterday on Radio Five a person claiming to be an actor said he had taken part in quiz shows.

The once trusted BBC has to now prove to alot of people that the Lottery is safe in their hands, people I know are already questioning the fact that the Dale Winton quiz program leading up to the draw has looked to them to be 'very dodgy' at times.
If this is the public perception something has to be done !

It must be made known to all the makers of shows that graft and corruption will not be tolerated throughout the industry.
Further more' those in the top jobs should resign for allowing this to go on within their organisation, yes 'heads must roll' on this issue.

These people at the top of the Corporation are 'civil servants' paid by you and I with our taxes, and our licence fee's, they seem powerful, and indestructible.
 
Giving the impression of reward for either inefficiency, or complicity in corruption within the upper echelons of power in this country, is no way to stamp out this creeping infection within the fabric of our society. Justice must be done, and for once, it must be seen to be done.

Rob Layton

Some Medical Bloomers !    

These are all real Medical Notes submitted by doctors.
 All spelling mistakes and grammar are genuine errors.

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The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
 
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
 
Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.

The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.

Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid. (Long fingers?)

Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

A midsystolic ejaculation murmur heard over the mitral area.

The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.

Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

She is numb from her toes down.

Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot.

The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as stockbroker instead.

When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress.

She has no rigors or chills but her husband says she was very hot in bed last night.

She can't get pregnant with her husband, so I will work her up.

Whilst in Casualty she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

The patient states there is a burning pain in his penis which goes to his feet.
 
On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.

The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983.

I will be happy to go into her GI system, she seems ready and anxious.

Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing.

I have suggested that he loosen his pants before standing, and then, when he stands with the help of his wife, they should fall to the floor.
The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
 
Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him.

Healthy-appearing, decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
 
The patient has no past history of suicides.

The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.

Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.

Patient was becoming more demented with urinary frequency.

The patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
 
She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.

The patient experienced sudden onset of severe shortness of breath with a picture of acute pulmonary oedema at home while having sex which gradually deteriorated in the emergency room.
 
Patient has chest pains if she lies on her left side for over a year.

He had a left-toe amputation one month ago. He also had a left-knee amputation last year.

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling much better.

The patient is a 79-year-old widow who no longer lives with her husband.

The patient refused an autopsy.

Many years ago the patient had frostbite of the right shoe.

The bugs that grew out of her urine were cultured in the Casualty and are not available. I WILL FIND THEM!!!

The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints. 
 

                                                                                                          

Man grows nails for 15 years

A Chinese man has let his fingernails on one hand grow for 15 years.

Li Jianping, 43, of Shishi City, Fujian province, says the nails on his left hand are one metre long in total.

He told the Straits City News he was very proud of them but admitted they could be an inconvenience at times.

“I never go to crowded places. And during sleep, I have to keep my left wrist under my head to prevent the hand from moving,” says Li, who owns a grocery store.

The current length took 15 years to achieve, but he first started to grow them 23 years ago.

“When I was 20, I read a news report saying an Indian man had let the fingernails on his left hand grow to around one meter. Then I made up my mind to surpass him," he said.

“Before 1992, my nails were broken twice in accidents: once when I was moving things, the second time by a friend. Each time I had to start over.”

Can you run your car on water ?

You may think that running you car on water is impossible, you may think that 'can you run your car on water' is a stupid question, but if the answer is no, then my question to you is why not ?

As promised yesterday I have posted the video clip about cars running on water. Ir runs approx two minutes.
Don't make the mistake of thinking I am one of the tree hugging loony left brigade, I am also not part of the conspiratorial society wreckers that love pulling the legs of spiders.
I am just an ordinary bloke who wants to live in piece with my car.

I want to drive it where I want, when I want, I want everyone to have one. I want to be able to drive it without fear of speed cameras, I want to stop bloody useless mot tests, I want to keep my 4x4 without being told its a gas guzzler.
 
In short I dont like being told how I should live my life by anyone. If I want those things I offer this film as part of the solution to the problem that we say we have so that anyone like me can have the freedom to live in peace with their car.

This is just the begining of this subject for me.
All the restrictions we are facing in this country are part of a war on society waged by huge vested interests who are prepared to use anyone, or anything to get their own way.

Someone once said that 'War makes strange bedfellows' their is non stranger than Big Business and Feminism.
But thats for another time.
I leave you to watch this short clip ...Enjoy.

 

Do you think we are green LOL ?
by. Rob Layton

I remember sitting in front of the TV a while back now and watching News at ten, as we sat spitting at the politician's is our custom, we were aghast as we saw pictures of an Arab gentleman who claimed he had invented a process to allow Lorry's to run on water..
Watching this, I assumed we had just seen world changing news, that from now on, we would
see a cheap renewable energy change the shape of a world  that in its death throws was crying out for one last chance at life.

For two thousand and seven years, mankind has suffered poverty, disease, famine, and wars. The great God of science has given us better means to create and sustain all those atrocities whilst we all sit idly by and allow it to happen.

Most of us knew what was going to happen in Iraq, we had seen it in Vietnam in the sixties, I would go as far as saying that 'the powers that be' knew what was going to happen, but they still went ahead.

Now as then, we sit in front of our TV screen and eat our evening meal, as we watch images of someones son being brought back in a flag draped coffin.
The violence on our TV screen cheapens the life of men so much that we seem impervious to the deaths of another mothers son.
I say men because the numbers of fatalities of men within the armed forces are far higher than women.

Yes the great God of science to which we all bow has done so much for us, along with our great politicians who control and exploit every bad innovation that the human mind can conceive.
Even the seemingly quite innocent things we take for granted are used as tools against us. Computers, Computer games, TV, Movies, and Music are used to numb our minds to the things that are going on around us.

You dont believe me ?

Ask yourself, were you watching football when the last disaster struck, did you turn over from watching the Oscars when you heard some news about your fellow man in need ?
I am not knocking you, we all do it. We all fall for it because that's the way THEY meant it to be,

The great God of science that preaches the survival of the fittest has no time for compassion.
This wonderful God of science relies on premature death, abortion, war, famine and natural disaster to render down the surplus population. These godless inhuman practicle thinkers are little better than robots, void of all human emotion, incapable of feeling guilt.

The corridors of power, that once gave us democracy pay lip service to these things whilst their corruption and self serving love of monetarism allows them to get rich, at the expense of even those who support those same ideals.

Guess what the other night I was watching a documentary and do you know what I saw ?
Two men in America are running a Ford Escort on water, notice I said a Ford Escort !
This was old news, why has it been hushed up ? this same process turns all emissions from the car, back into water!

So lets see what these so called 'green politicians' are made of lets see these 'paragons of modernity' exploit this great invention for the good of all mankind.

Tomorrow I will post video for you to see for yourself how a car can run for eight hundred miles on eight pints of water !

Then ask yourself why a world that has an economy based on oil sales is not using this renewable energy that they are all talking about.

Lets see how green you are Mr Campbell and Mr Brown come on we dare you !

Rob Layton.

 
 

If you have neighbours from hell, you can  solve the problem easily these days, thats if you have enough money.

Fighter jet and missile for sale online

A fighter jet and a surface-to-air missile were put up for sale on the Chinese equivalent of eBay.

The Jian-5 fighter jet and Red-flag-2 missile were listed on www.taobao.com, China's biggest online auction site.

The seller, web-named 'gsam131139842', claimed they were from his private collection and that he had the right to sell them.

“There’re no particular laws to prohibit such a purchase, and plus, the weapons systems have been removed," he told the East Day News.

He was seeking £20,000 for the fighter jet, £32,000 for the missile, plus a £1,300 transportation fee.

“I can dismantle the weapons first, then assemble them at your place,” the seller reportedly offered.

The seller said he was from Hubei province, and that the main reason for the sale was that he urgently needed money.

“I actually also have a T-34/76 tank, which served in the Korean War around 60 years ago, and still runs," he said.

He said he didn’t put the tank on the website because it was rusty but he was prepared to sell it for £13,000.

The East Day News says the weapons were later deleted from the auction website.

Press release. For 11 March 2007

 

Making ‘The Charter for Grandchildren’ legal.

 

 

The present Scottish Executive have done a very brave historic move in creating ‘The Charter for Grandchildren’ but unfortunately they refused to include it in the Family Law Bill Scotland 2006. Their idea was to change the attitudes of families without the use of legislation, a very naive way of thinking from the Executive who are so far removed from the facts presented to them. Everyone knows people will not change unless they are made to do so. We are constantly pointing out the problems to our MSPs most of them are very sympathetic and some have signed our petition at our exhibition on 7^th & 8^th  March 2007 in the Scottish Parliament, but the Executives are favouring politics rather than the welfare of children.

 

 

We are not talking about families who would not dream of breaking their family apart and will go to great lengths to sort out their problems by commonsense methods or by mediation which is readily available.

The group in the most danger has had various reports of 160,000, children living in drug or alcohol related homes. The important fact is, it is a huge problem. The social services cannot cope and are sending children back into such homes where they are still in danger of further abuse. The family law at present is so one-sided with the resident parent having all the power to exclude anyone from contacting the children. In a danger home, if no-one is allowed contact the abuse goes on until the child/ren land in hospital or worse. The abuser in effect has the full protection of the law.

 

 

Social services now have bonus targets in the turnover of children being adopted and use methods such as ‘Alienation’ and ‘Adoption without consent’ from any member of the child’s family. To increase the adoption turnover they have created a new market of adopters, gay and single people. We must say or we will get our bottoms smacked that we are not against gay or single people but against the social services treating the children as commodities  to be disposed of as cheaply and quickly as possible and opening the floodgates to paedophiles. The other day a report from Aberdeen said a paedophile was allowed to foster a child. I rest my case on that score.

 

The government are inviting problems for children by not giving them the legal right to their grandparents protection. If contact was legal it would not be a problem and the children would not be used as weapons or blackmail in family arguments.

 

 

Why grandparents especially? I was asked. Grandparents are the biggest carer of children from problem homes in the UK and do not hesitate to stand in when their families have problems. They are usually denied assistance from social services if they have taken them voluntary. If they are on the pension they have little enough to live on but do their best by scrimping and borrowing to make sure the children do not suffer in poverty. Children need the protection from their grandparents and must have legal rights to ensure that they are adequately provided for. So help put a ‘Full Stop’ to the abuse of thousands of children still in danger

by signing our e-petition Or by post using the form below.

http://epetitions.scottish.parliament.uk/view_petition.asp?PetitionID=153

 

Petition by Jimmy Deuchars, on behalf of Grandparents Apart Self Help Group Scotland, calling on the Scottish Parliament to urge the Scottish Executive to make the Charter for Grandchildren legally binding ensuring that the rights of children are recognised by all public agencies and families and enforced by law.

I support the above petition:-

 

Name……………………………………........................................................

 

Address……………………………………………………………................

 

.................................................................................Post Code……………..

 

Sign…………………............................................Date…………….............

To G.A.S.H. Scotland

22 Alness Crescent,

Glasgow, G52 1PJ

Scotland

0141 882 5658

 

 

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Grandparents Apart Self Help Group Scotland is a non profit non political organisation dedicated to justice and protection for our grandchildren. We really do not want to intrude but on such an important issue we feel everyone will be concerned. If you no longer wish to receive our updates return this original email with remove me on it and it will be done. Please accept our apologies for intruding.

"Till death do us marry" -

Indian weds corpse Saturday March 10, 08:45 AM

AHMEDABAD, India

An Indian woman, despairing over her lover's accidental death when he fell down a well soon after their engagement, insisted on ceremonially marrying his corpse just minutes before the cremation.

"It was for just few minutes the girl was dressed as a bride and then as a widow," K.M. Kapadia, a police officer in the town of Anand in western Gujarat state, said on Saturday.

Wedding attendees sat the corpse up by a fire, the traditional centre of Hindu wedding ceremonies, and chanted some marriage prayers before cremating the body, police said.

"The girl refused to give away the body of her lover for the cremation till she tied the knot with him," Kapadia said.

The bride's parents opposed the marriage but later attended the wedding ceremony and gave their 22-year-old daughter Tulsi Devipujak clothes and utensils as gifts, according to the Hindu tradition.

Do you think this chap takes life to seriously ?
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Man chainsaws house in two in divorce split

BERLIN
A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.
Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls.

"The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."

After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying.

On looking through the news this morning I found this story, being the kind of person I am, I was wondering what can be learned from this.

'Judge ye not, lest ye be judged' comes to mind.

Saddam trial judge seeks asylum in Britain: report

The Iraqi trial judge who sentenced former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein to death has asked for asylum in Britain, Al Jazeera television said on Friday.
The television's London correspondent said that Raouf Abdel Rahman had asked for asylum after going to Britain with his family in mid-December on a visitor's visa.

"The information we have is that the judge sought asylum for reasons including that he fears for his own life and the lives of family members ... The application is being considered by the Home Office," said the correspondent, Nasser al-Badri, citing unnamed official British sources.

There was no immediate comment from British or Iraqi officials.

Saddam Hussein was executed on December 30, 2006 after being found guilty of crimes against humanity and sentenced to hang on November 5 in the court headed by Abdel Rahman. The trial was over the killing of 148 Shi'ite men after a 1982 assassination attempt against Saddam in the Iraqi town of Dujail.

Abdel Rahman, a Kurd, was named as chief judge in the trial in January 2006, after Rizgar Amin resigned in protest at what he said was pressure from the Iraqi government.

Abdel Rahman also found guilty and sentenced to death Saddam's former chief judge, Awad Hamed al-Bander and Saddam's half-brother, Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti. Both were executed.

http://au.news.yahoo.com/070309/15/12owt.html

Bloggers.
I was listening to Radio Five this morning, around eleven o'clock.
I have never heard it before but people were reading from blogs, I dont know if it is a regular program I shall certainly listen in next Sunday.
As I listened it reminded me of why I blogged in the first place, the sense of community and being able to get off ones chest the things you would normally keep to yourself.
Everybody blogs for different reasons I think I forgot why I used to blog.
Suddenly I had the urge to dust off this blog and write this.
I suppose there are ar**holes everywhere, but for most part I have found the blog community a great bunch of people, in fact I salute you all, but my real blog friends I embrace wholeheartedly and say thanks for sticking by me.

I lost sight of what matters, if I provoke a thought you never had before, if I learn from you, if I enrich somebodies life with a strange story or joke, then I did what I set out to do.

So now I dont know what path to take, it looks like I am at a crossroads.
I wont say I am carrying on with the blog, but I will post when, and if I have anything to say, which is what I set out to do in the first place.
All the best to all you wonderful bloggers in Blogland.

Rob.